Hm!

 My little secret journal! How I have abandoned you! Life is very interesting and also quick and slow and boring and I never do a thing, especially not write in secret journals! What has happened this year? Things I won't tell you about, but that I have written of in other secret journals! That's right, you are not my sole receptacle of secrecy! But it has been an interesting year, like any year is, I have a lovely little scar fit for kissing right by my navel, a new area of worship for my silly old decrepit form, I have been tremendously lazy with finishing books and I have written a lot of great silly nonsense this year, I am almost getting half good at it! And next year, who knows what nonsense I might conjure up or find myself embroiled within! Hooray!